Thursday, March 20, 2014

On the married arrogant average Indian males

Dear All,

Having written on the bragging and the boastful married Indian males, I would now like to dedicate this blog post to the arrogant married Indian males.

Before I begin , a lot of you must be wondering who are these arrogant average married Indian males???? They are the ones you find everywhere,in your housing society, at your workplace, public places, almost anywhere. They are ubiquitous.

But how do they become a problem to us, the single Indian males??? Simple , they show their arrogance that they are married, that they have a fair looking trophy wife ( a prized possession), they have children and are living a so called complete and happy family life.

Such men often look down upon  other single men with contempt and hatred. They often criticize the single men with statements like "You have been left out" " You failed to have a wife"  "You will die alone" "You have no family life and will never learn to enjoy", "You will become a psycho by living alone" and god knows what.


Every time these idiots meet the single Indian male, they say one thing and just one thing in common, " GET MARRIED or YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT, YOU WILL NOT FIND A DECENT GIRL". Ohhh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!On the personal front I have faced such idiotic men. They are often more bothered about the happenings in my life than with their own. I believe many of you may have also face such men in similar situations.

SO giving back to these shit heads, I would like to put forth my analysis and present the true facts on these idiotic males.

They are nothing but the average Indian male losers,  the type of guys who have no personality of their own, they have no hobbies, no skills, below average intellect, pathetic or mediocre linguistic skills, terrible demeanor etc etc etc.

They may even hold good educational qualifications, they are qualified doctors, engineers, executives, managers and a lot more. The types who get absorbed in the ever growing Indian economy. But there is one thing in common for all of them. They lack the passion for their work. They are stuck in a rut , a profession that has become drudgery for them, that goes on and on from 9 to 5 and for others even more. People who are passionate about their work are self absorbed, they don't bother about other people especially about their personal lives. Many of such men are stuck in toxic organizations reporting to monstrous bosses.

On the personal front a majority of them are married to the women of their dreams. You know, the usual Indian trophy wife, fair looking, caring subservient women. This once again is chosen by the parents of these looser males, after all matrimonial pimping is a part of all arranged marriages in India. Getting the fair looking beautiful wife is the single biggest achievement for such men and of course it is, in a country with a skewed male female ratio it is now an achievement even getting married in the present times.

After marriage it is children, having an offspring makes them even more proud and I feel , super arrogant, after all they have produced a progeny out of their magnanimous effort and if it were a boy, it is even a greater achievement, there someone who will take the family name ahead. They have brought immense happiness to their parents as well. If you don't believe me, please look at the Facebook uploads of such men when they become a parent.

Now to the downside.Majority of these men are equally stuck in a boring marriage.They find it difficult to meet the overgrowing demands of their fair looking trophy wives, the responsibility of children and their upbringing put an additional burden on their shoulders. The wife is no longer that good looking one with whom he consummated on his first night, sex life has gone for a toss.Life is now on a shoe string budget, even if such men desire to fulfill their expectations, they have to think twice. Their own health is now in shambles, they have become fat and obese. The burden of responsibilities does not allow them to undertake any activities to enhance their own professional growth and development. Their knowledge and skill becomes stagnant.

And then  they come across us , the happy successful single Indian men. We the single men live our lives completely much to the irritation of the married losers. They envy us on each and every front, our single lives, our excellence on the professional front, our freedom, the way we indulge in our interests and a lot more. They just can't tolerate us around. So the only way they can put us down is to play by the marriage card. they try to portray how happily married they are, how happy they are to be gifted with lovely children, mind you this is all lies. Please note that any normal parent knows the challenges involved  in bringing up children, they know the trials and tribulations involved in the same. People who are successful and happy with themselves don't put others down, they respect the alternate lives of other people.

But not the arrogant married average Indian male. These men just can't see us happy. So the next time you meet such idiots, my advice is keep distance and even if they comment, pay no attention to it. They are just trying to put you down by faking their so called happy family life.The truth is that they are just trying to put us down.

So my dear successful single Indian male friends out there, please go an live your life, grown in your profession, take up additional personal as well as professional programs, develop your personality, pursue your hobbies and interests, travel all over India and abroad ( post your travel pics on social networking sites), groom yourself, take up fitness seriously and a lot more.

Life is more that just getting married and raising a family, so go out there and  live your life. And for a change tell these married arrogant looser Indian males to F$% off. That is what they deserve.

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